Monday, January 31, 2011
Pardon Me...
P.S. stay tuned for the funk-a-licious mini tute on how to make your own paper mache animal bust later on today.
C'mon you know you want one.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
{His&Her} Nursery Reveal...Finally
Ya, I know. It's hard not to scratch out your eyeballs. And here is the new and improved {His&Her Freakishly Funkadelic Completely Quirktastic Bedroom} Thursday, January 20, 2011
That's so Tacky!





O.M.Heck!
Aren't they the tackiest thing you've ever seen? {Psst. I luh-huv them. I might even possibly have a little crush on them}.
Where in the flippin' crud could one put such a gaudy accessory without having it stick out like a sore...zebra head? {I don't care, I luv them. But, since you asked, how about in the his&her bedroom I'm finishing up?}
Surely something as tasteless as a rhinoceros bust could never find a home in any decent persons living quarters. {Wanna make a bet?}
I'm not sure how you all feel about adorning your house with paper mache animal heads, but I'm all over it.
Granted, you probably wouldn't want to mount it next to your collage of vintage ironstone platters...or maybe you would, but I think a little whimsy and a sense of humor while decorating is super classy.
Stay tuned to see how I incorporated them into the little dearies new bedroom. If they didn't have nightmares before, they will now.
P.S. I forgot to mention that these little preciouses fetch anywhere from $68-$128 a head.
And H{double hockey sticks} no I didn't pay retail. I did what any self proclaimed frugal fashonista would...I made my own. Stay tuned for the tutorial... I dare you try 'em. You just might like 'em.
P.P.S. I know I said that the his&her bedroom would be done days ago, but stud muffin up and left me for the week and I am in need of his assistance on a few things. Then it'll be ready to reveal...old crate, animal heads and all. Better grab your depends...you might need them either out of shock or {hopefully} out of excitement. Either way your bladder might not be ready for the funky freshness.
Peace out!
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
{His & Her} Bedroom Sneak Peak
Anywho, I am still working on the {his & her} bedroom and I am anxious for the end result.
So far I've only spent $50. I have one more substantial project to complete, so that total may increase a little bit, but I'm really going to try to keep the total at around $100. It's proving to be more difficult than I had initially planned, but I like a good challenge.
Here is a little sneak peak at a few of the components I'm thinking of putting in the room. Like I said before, I am a fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants type gal so what actually ends up staying in the room is as much of a mystery to me as it is for you.
An old {crate} ...you might remember it from my makeshift mantle post.
Turquoise board and batten style {shutters}...that I made all by myself. No stud muffin required. Honestly, I nearly wet myself every cut I made. Those miter saws can be a little intimidating...but I rocked it out okay. I still have all my appendages to prove it.
A pile of random {numbers}
And {Mr. Nutter}. I found this precious a while ago at TJ Maxx. He's been hanging out at the pad just waiting for a permanent home. I hope we have finally found him one.
Stay tuned for the big {reveal}...it shouldn't be but a few more days if every thing goes as planned.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Get Your M-Stew On
The movie must have affected more than just my {vocabulary} cause
I got a little caught up in all the excitement and somehow {accidentally} on {purpose} entered the contest...I submitted my {chunkalicious} thrift store mirror...woopsies!!!
Now, I know that a lot of you are super {talented}/crazy {creative} divas and I thought some of you might want to check it out. If so, click on the icon in my sidebar and get ready to get your {competitive} craft on. You feelin' me? Uh-hum...sorry.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Anthro Lamp Feature at Remodelaholic
I just wanted to share that the lovely Cassity over at Remodelaholic is featuring my tutorial for making an {Anthropologie} knock off teacup lamp.

So, if you are interested in making one head on over and check it out.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Nursery Makeover...It's in the works.
Currently no one is sleeping in it. The babe has somehow conveniently taken up residence in my bed...okay, so I'm a little lazy and a lot sentimental {she is the last and I am savoring the fact that I still have a little one who will snuggle up with me at night}.
The plan is to get the babe completely weaned off me and into her own big girl bed. It's gonna be painful, but I need to do it. I'm hoping a new nursery will {motivate} us both.
The plan is to also transfer {the little dude} into the same bedroom. He's 4 and currently taking up residence with {the big dude} who's 12. {Big dude} has made it abundantly clear that he needs his own space.
So, now I am working with a {his&her} bedroom...and I am sore afeerd. There is a delicate balance when it comes to desiging a space that will work for both male and female. I'm not so sure I have the design finesse...I guess we'll find out.
Here is the space currently. Chew on it a moment...try not to gag.
{I realize that this is probably the worst picture ever taken...in the whole entire world, but you oughta try getting a decent shot with your iphone and with your eyes closed}
I'm not exactly sure what possesed me. Apparently it was the dark overlord of bad design. Polka dots... they seemed like a really good idea at the time {I should have known when I popped a blood vessel in my wrist painting them that I was being compelled by something evil...but I still kept going, throbbing wrist and all}.
Anywho, moving on...polka dots. They seemed a {brilliant} idea at the time, but I soon realized they were a little over the top...the {big top} that is. I can't really say I blame the darling for not wanting to sleep in there...the place gives me nightmares.
But alas, I finally have the time and presence of mind...now that the holidays have passed, to start working on redesigning the space. I'm still not sure what I want to do exactly. I'm more of a {fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants} type gal, so I will be as curious as you to see how it all turns out.
I do have a few ideas I've been {tossing} around in my head, like:
Custom {headboards} I want to make a set of headboards and the possibilites are endless. I think I've narrowed it down to a few possibilites.
I love the look of a tufted headboard...so classic. But maybe a little too {sophisticated} for a kids room. Ooh, but I love them so much.
Picture from Urban OutfittersI'm such a sucker for shutters. I love the idea of using them as headboards. They would work well for both "his" and "her".

Maybe I could do a combination of these two headboards for a "his" and "her" look. I don't like things matchy matchy anyway. Hmmm, I'll have to think about that one.
I am also loving the idea of using an old book shelf for a headboard. You can never have too much storage space.
I've also toyed with the idea of using a set of {shutters} in place of standard draperies. I am really loving these board and batten style shutters. I like the novelty of using them on the interior rather than the exterior.
Ooh, turquoise...yes, please.
Paint is a great {and inexpensive} way to change the look of a room. I am hopeful that a coat of paint will help take this sad nursery from {over the big top} to {top notch}. I want to keep the paint neutral so that it doesn't compete with everything else in the room. I think I've narrowed it down to these two options.
Sandy Hook Gray by Benjamin Moore
And Blue Haze by Benjamin Moore.
I'm still a little on the fence about wall art. I think this idea of using flash cards is pretty {smart}...and better yet {cheap}.
Picture from sarah hartill @ houseandhome.com
I think I might have an idea for something fun and whimsical, but you'll have to wait to see what it is. Hopefully it will turn out how I see it in my head.
In the meantime, keep your fingers crossed that I get this room figured out.
Oh, I almost forgot the biggest challenge of all..to complete the task without spending any money {or at least very little money}. My goal is to not spend any more that $100 {hopfully less}, which means I probably need you to cross your legs and toes too.

